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Man, they really grilled me. My son once asked if I got a haircut. I will attach you name to the jokes as a thank you. Man, they really grilled me. When is a door not a door? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great! It was the best dam show I ever saw! What did the ocean say to the shore? How do you make holy water? If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily. A: Because it was cultured. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
This monstrous building had 100 floors, and no elevator, but Jerry was determined to go get himself a free drink. You boil the hell out of it. She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. Because they were watch dogs. Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? Want to hear a joke about construction? How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? I am terrified of elevators. Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans! I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.
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A nurse once asked me for my blood type. Because he was a little horse! Pepper and the fact that Dr. People say smoking will give you diseases… But how can they say that when it cures salmon? But while the old Sodaboy would have simply depicted himself drinking Fanta at the end, he instead goes the extra mile by showing himself drowning Sarah in Fanta. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the women's new beauty. A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Yes these jokes may be corny, and not that funny again, but give your old man a chance, there may be one jokes in the whole bunch that you may find funny.
Part 27 As his father is arrested, Sodaboy remarks that while the possession and consumption Sunkist Soda is socially accepted by many, kissing your son in inappropriate areas is not. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counte. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. What do you call it when Batman skips church? I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around Want to hear my pizza joke? When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. Because it was a cheetah.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. I got so excited I wet my plants! My wife said she hated her haircut. You can' t lose a homing pigeon. What do you call a lonely cheese? A second pig went into McDonalds, got two Coke's, went to the bathroom and left. But when I got home, all the signs were there. The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.