Seven days old What is an owl's favorite subject? If you want to see some more dinosaur jokes just the page. What's the most musical part of a chicken? Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? What to polar bears eat for lunch? What is a dog's favorite dessert? Orange you glad I'm here? A: To make a fowl shot! A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? Because of the sand which is there! Bob: Who wants a dinosaur? How do you catch a monkey? Fish Jokes Frog Jokes Ocean Jokes Dinos and Reptiles: Snake Jokes Lizard Jokes Dragon Jokes Zoo Jokes! When is it very bad luck to see a black cat? What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? A: A skunk with a rash. Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a curtain? A: At the dino-shore Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with Are you ready for the best Dinosaur Jokes and Riddles for Kids? He landed on the moooon! What's a penguin's favorite salad? Did you hear the joke about the broken egg? Q: What's green and hangs from trees? Freddy: I lost my pet dinosaur. What do you do with a green elephant? Q: What did the tree say to the wind? Did the dinosaur take a bath? Why do cows wear bells? Because they're always in the pole position! Doctor: Tell her I can't see her! Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy! What has one eye but cannot see? What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? What is a frog's favorite game? Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? What happened when the dinosaur took the train home? Why don't bats live alone? A: You look a bit flushed! Here is the list of the rest of our animal, cat, birds, elephant, dog jokes, puns, and riddles. .
Just look for the gray hares! What do you call a giant carnivore dinosaur that gets into a lot of car accidents? What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work? What do penguins sing at a birthday party? Look for footprints in the pizza! Look for footprints in the pizza! Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail? What makes more noise than a dinosaur? They don't wear socks, they have bear feet! Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail? Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Where do penguins go to the movies? How do fleas travel from place to place? What does a frog say when it washes a window? What's black, white and red all over? What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Q: Why are fish so smart? Her red ones were in the wash! Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he kept telling yolks! Jurassic Pork What do you give a sick pig? Dinosaur Jokes Back to Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? A: Because they have nine lives! Are you ready for the best Dinosaur Jokes and Riddles for Kids? A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus. What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? A: Because she was a plant eater! Because he was out standing in his field! A: You put a little boogie into it. Person 1: Don't cry, it's just me! Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? Doctor: Tell her I can't see her! They like to hang out with their friends! But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. What do you give a sick bird? What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur? Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road? Because he was a pain in the neck! What key won't open any door? What geometric figure is like a lost parrot? What's the best thing to put in a pie? What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Climb a tree and act like a banana! Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator? Why did the chewing gum cross the road? What do sea monsters eat for lunch? What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake? Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: Peanut butter and jellyfish. He wanted to tie up the score! What color socks do bears wear? Why are elephants so wrinkled? What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? What was the scariest prehistoric animal? A: Why, is there one missing? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur! Q: Why are dogs like phones? Q: Where does the chicken like to eat? How much fur can you get from a dinosaur? Because they have buck teeth! Why are penguins good race drivers? Q: What is a polygon? What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? Where do ghosts go when they're sick? Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one! She was having a bad hare day! A: To the mewseum Q: Why did the cat go to medical school? What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Why don't oysters share their pearls? A: In the dark Q: What has a 3 horns and 4 wheels? Why did Superman cross the road? A: The sound of Mew-sic! Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: You try and cheer her up Horse Jokes for Kids: Q: A man rode his horse to town on Friday. Because they're full of ant-ibodies! A: He had to bring it back.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? A: Well, that's the last straw! Which circus performers can see in the dark? Q: Why was the belt arrested? The problem is that I have been focusing on the negative part of marriage, not speaking to anyone about my failed marriage and pretending everything is okay by putting up fake smiles. It had a frog in his throat! Doctor: When did it start? What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo? Why don't dogs make good dancers? What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? A: Because then it would be a foot! What animal is good at cricket? Alison: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper? Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes? Take a sneak peak: Q: What does a triceratops sit on? A: At the baa-baa shop. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: A swordfish ———- Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket? Because he could only draw blood! In the summer he wears his coat and pants! What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks? Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Find somewhere else to sleep! Did you hear the joke about the corduroy pillow? What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Why did the lion spit out the clown? A: Because it was his doody. I ran to priest manuka for solution which I eventually achieved through his extra ordinary 7days love spell prayers. Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? Where does a penguin keep its money? What did the quilt say to the bed? Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? Laughing together is a wholesome way to connect with your kids and cultivating their own sense of humor can help your children in many ways — from social situations to academics. What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work? Mother: That's no reason to cry. How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? Mitchell: Why did the Triceratops cross the road? Where could that dinosaur buy you a new, cheap pillow? At the quack of dawn! A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof.
That depends on how fast you carry it! Rub it, rub it, rub it! You don't, you get down off a duck! I'd like to take over the clown's job! Why do comedians tell so many old dinosaur jokes? What do you call it when it rains turkeys? Cats, because they are purr-fect! What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? What kind of dog likes to smell flowers? He had a frog in his throat! I want to grow some! Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? What bird is always sad? What day do potatoes hate the most? Q: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds? Q: What did one eye say to the other? What is a sheep's favorite game? Patient: But I feel like I've dyed a little inside! During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. Why are frogs so happy? Q: Why is the little ant always confused? What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog? Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do! Q: Which is the quietest sport? What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? No one would trade me! What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle? Because it was an early bird! Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas? A: Get out of its way! What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Then why aren't you laughing? A: A postage stamp Q: What kind of room has no door or windows? Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you? Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Why did the penguin cross the road? What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? A: Anything it wants Q: How does a T-Rex smell? Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour? A: Toysaurus toys-r-us Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one! Jokes about nature Q: How does the ocean say hello? What smells the best at dinner? Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear? What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Q: What song does a cat like best? Sue: I lost my pet dinosaur. . . . .
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